whatwouldcarriesay: Miranda: Orgasm? A major thing in a relationship? Charlotte: Yeah, but not the only thing. I mean…orgasms don’t send you Valentine’s day cards and they don’t hold your hand in a sad movie. Carrie: Mine do.
malec-lightwood: alldaymayday: samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK. EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.
c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer